Road to Endgame: Thor: The Dark World (2013)

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Thor: The Dark World (2013)

This movie more than any other on this list is going to require me to actually pay attention.  I think I’ve seen this movie about three times.  Once when it originally came out, once during the marathon for Age of Ultron, and probably one other time somewhere in there.

Like a good Marvel fanboy, I said I liked the movie, but had my problems with it.  The Villain was bland and boring, Odin was drastically different, and the plot was confusing.  But because it was Marvel it was good enough, right?

As time goes on, I think if I truly enjoyed it, I would have watched it more than just the few times I need to build my list.  But I guess that is what this marathon is for, isn’t it?

So going off what I remember not liking about it, the BIGGEST complaints I had were about Malekith and Odin.

Malekith is just boring.  He is just a grim dark villain seeking to destroy everything.  What’s worse is that Malekith in the comics was INSANE!  He was an entertaining villain in the realm of Loki and Green Goblin.  Sadly he was stripped bare for the movie.

Of course, drastically altering your character from the source material is one thing.  Drastically altering a character from one movie to the next is another.

Odin in Thor was a wise and good king.  He acted in the realms and Thor’s best interest.  He was the kind and wise father figure.  Yes he acted harshly towards Thor but it was because Thor was a bully.  It was to teach Thor a lesson about being TRULY worthy.

In this, Odin is unworthy.  He treats Jane Foster like a lesser being.  He is haughty, cruel, and dismissive.  Instead of trying to spare his people from war, he tries to draw war TO Asgard.  Odin also fully embraces Genocide of the Dark Elves where he sought peace with the Frost Giants.  Different threats maybe, but still, this Odin seems to be struck with madness.

I’m coming up on the third act and my opinion so far hasn’t changed on either of these characters.

One character that annoyed me the first time I watched The Dark World was Kat Dennings.  Every time she talked it just annoyed me.  This time around I actually enjoy her comedy a bit more.

Other than that, everything sort of stays the same.  Despite not liking the villain, I thought the jumping in between worlds gimmick in the climactic battle at the end was kind of fun.  Sure the Aether VS Lightning Hammer part was boring, but when it gets going falling through wormholes, it is just entertaining as hell.

So no, my mind hasn’t been changed.  I would say it is my least favorite Marvel movie, but it is not terrible.  I still enjoy it enough to recommend and force my Fiancé to watch it, but it probably won’t be getting any non-marathon play.

Next on the list is probably my favorite MCU movie of them all, Captain America: Winter Soldier.

Road to Endgame: Iron Man 3(2013)

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Iron Man 3(2013)

I really enjoyed this movie(how many times am I going to say this line?).  Honestly it is a change of pace for the Iron Man films where he isn’t fighting another villain that eventually has his own Evil Iron Man armor.  This movie has flaws, but not to the same degree that Iron Man 2 had.

Honestly the first 80-90% of the movie is great.  The story is intriguing, there is the unfolding of a mystery.  Who is the Mandarin? What is happening with the explosions? Where does AIM and Aldrich Killian fit into all this?  On top of that, Tony is dealing with the traumatic experiences from The Avengers. It’s a really compelling character arc.

Honestly, I’m not even all that disappointed about the Mandarin being faked.

No that’s not true, I am disappointed.  Part of me does want to see that play out properly.  However, I also really like the Trevor reveal.  It’s hilarious and it makes perfect sense within the story.

Another disappointment is Aldrich Killian being the big bad SIMPLY because they didn’t think they could sell toys of Maya Hansen as the villain.  It would have been much more interesting to have that additional twist.

The part where the movie just kind of becomes a mess is the big climactic battle at the end after the President is kidnapped and the House Party Protocol is activated.  I agree with “How it Should Have Ended” and the House Party Protocol should have been activated after posting his home address on the news.  It would have saved a LOT of trouble and negated half the movie.

At this point the climax is a mess and hard to follow.  I mean like Transformers hard to follow.  It’s dark, you don’t know what’s happening, and all the armors look the same fighting a seemingly endless army of extremis soldiers who all look the same.  Not to mention all the ups and downs of the fight.

After all is said and done, Tony then makes a baffling series of decisions.  He decides to blow up all his remaining armor suits, then has surgery to finally get the shrapnel removed.  If he gave up being Iron Man, then yes, that would work, but all the remaining movies make it clear he doesn’t.  Also, why did he not get the surgery earlier.  You know, like in Iron Man 2 when he was dying from arc reactor in his chest.  Was the surgery just not available three years earlier?

Like I said, most of the movie is great, but it just kind of stumbles in the end.

Ya know, fun fact, I worked for Verizon Fios when this movie came out, and Verizon Fios is Not available in Tennessee, where the product placement primarily takes place.

Next we see probably the worst of the MCU in Thor: The Dark World.

Road to Endgame: The Incredible Hulk (2008)

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The Incredible Hulk (2008)

I don’t know why, but I am usually amazed when people haven’t seen all the Marvel movies.  There are currently 21 movies, about to be 22.  There are people who haven’t seen the 8 main Star Wars movies.  But I expect them to have seen 21 movies and understand everything about the Marvel Universe?

Yes.  Because this is the tightest shit of our generation.  If you have any gaps in your viewing history before you see Endgame, you need to go correct yourself!

Admittedly, if there is a movie to leave off your Marvel viewing list, this would probably be it.  They recast the main character, and it barely connects to any of the other films.  Until Civil War came around that is.  General Thaddeus Ross returns to the MCU in Civil War and properly connects it to everything else.

This is a good movie, but has more weaknesses than the others.  It glosses over the creation of the Hulk in the opening credits.  Most of the introductory Marvel movies make it a point to have the villains be evil versions of the hero.

Iron Man faced Iron Monger.  Armor VS Armor.
Thor faced Loki.  God VS God.
Captain America faced Red Skull.  Super Soldier VS Super Soldier.
Hulk faced Abomination.  Monster VS Monster.

The CGI in this movie is pretty good.  However there are a few scenes that are just. . .cut weird.  A prime example is when Tim Ross’ character decides to square up against the Hulk and the Hulk kicks him across the field.  It looks like the Hulk just places his foot against Tim Ross and then we cut away to people’s reactions.  It just looks odd.

Edward Norton plays a pretty good Bruce Banner.  I would say great, but we’ve seen Mark Ruffalo by this point.  If we got Edward Norton in Avengers, it would have been a different Hulk.

Tim Ross plays an excellent villain, as he normally does.  However he is just a one off villain that just wants to be a better warrior.  He doesn’t have any plans or machinations, just wants to be the baddest monster around.  This doesn’t stop Tim Ross from doing a good job.

Liv Tyler does a good job, but Betsy Ross basically falls off the world after this movie.  They seem to make it clear that she is no longer Bruce’s love interest in Age of Ultron.  She doesn’t even get a footnote mention unlike Natalie Portman’s character dumping Thor in Ragnarok.

The fight between Hulk and Abomination is just freaking AWESOME.  My one complaint is that the epic line that Hulk goes with at the end is “Hulk Smash” instead of “HULK STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!”  It’s a better line to me, but is also a well known Hulk line.  Just not as Mainstream popular.

I would have liked to see a sequel with The Leader.  Hell, we can still get the Leader to pop up in a future movie.  He’s just there waiting.  Or he died on the floor when his head started growing.  One or the other.

Ultimately at the time I really enjoyed this movie, but I don’t think it has aged well.  It is a little darker and more serious than the better Marvel movies.

So in a little more than 24 hours I wrapped up Phase 1.  Tomorrow I begin Phase 2.

Road to Endgame: The Avengers (2012)

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The Avengers (2012)

People love to talk about how Infinity War and Endgame are the biggest collaboration of movies ever.  However, this movie was the first.  This brought characters and plot lines from 5 different movies together for the first time and it worked.

Leading up to the film, we got another recast.  Edward Norton would not be returning as Bruce Banner.  Instead we would be getting. . .Mark Ruffalo?  That guy from the Romantic Comedies?  What are they thinking?!?

Again, so so so glad to be wrong.  Mark Ruffalo was AMAZING as the Hulk.  He was funny, he had depth, he was everything we wanted in a Hulk.  Now all we need to do is give him his own movie again.  Guys?  Anybody?  Okay.

Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor all return and aren’t diminished or altered from their own franchises.  They all just fit right into the movie like a glove.

Black Widow finally comes into her own in this movie.  In Iron Man 2 she was just so so.  Yes she kicked some ass but she seemed so lacking.  She was too much of an assistant to everybody and was not a dominating character.  She lacked personality of her own.  In this she thrives.  Hell, she is such a bad ass in this that she knocks a guy out WITH HER HAIR!

If there is one character that suffers, it is Hawkeye.  He spends most of this movie as a puppet of Loki.  As a result we just get action from him and no personality.  Hawkeye gets a MAJOR character upgrade in Age of Ultron and Civil War.

Loki makes a decent villain in this movie, but I agree that it would have been nice to have a new villain, but I don’t think a different villain would have brought Thor back.  One of Joss Whedon’s proudest moments was sneaking in the phrase Mewling Quim into a Disney film.  Look it up.  It’s fun.

One of my favorite scenes in the movie is the long tracking scene from the final battle.  It is just absolute art as they flow from one part of the battle to the next to the next to the next until finally ending with a HILARIOUS Punch from Hulk to Thor.  Sadly that scene got spoiled for me a bit.  I don’t remember how exactly, but there was a grainy clip showing that scene on facebook or something a few days before the movie came out.

But nothing will beat the thrill of seeing the six Avengers standing back to back while an Army screeches at them for the first time.

This movie is just amazing in its scale and what it managed to do.

Before we leave Phase 1 behind, I’m going to finally get my Fiancé to watch The Incredible Hulk.

Road to Endgame: Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

The Captain America movies are probably the most solid films in the MCU, outside of the Avengers films themselves.  Iron Man started the whole deal, Thor is the heaviest hitter, but Captain America is what routinely changes everything in the MCU.

When I first heard the details of Captain America, I wasn’t sure I was going to like it.  Chris Evans was the scrawny Human Torch.  And a period piece?  I want to keep things in the modern era, not worrying about what happened way back in World War II.  I want to keep the interconnected ball rolling.

Boy, was I glad to be wrong.  Chris Evans stole the show as Captain America.  And of course we can’t properly tell the story of Captain America without showing his WWII origins.

I love every part of this movie.  I even love the Red Skull’s car.  It drives into the film with little slits on the headlights, as if to say, “I am the evil villain car.  FEAR ME!”

I like that Steve Rogers routinely demonstrates WHY he was meant to be Captain America.  He earned it and even after he gains the powers and abilities from the Super Soldier Serum, he still demonstrates the ideals of his comic counterpart.  Also, his main goal is protecting people.  Take notes DC.  Your boy scout needs work.

So I just got to the scene where the Nazi leaders are in the Hydra base chastising Red Skull for invading Norway.  Then he casually activates his energy cannon and kills them all.  What strikes me as odd is the cannon activates and aims for the Nazi leadership, and they just keep talking as if nothing is happening.  I’m sorry, I don’t care how technologically advanced something is in, if it looks like something is turning and pointing at me, I’m going to assume it is a cannon of some kind and act like I’m about to be shot.

This also means I’m going to duck and cover when a super advanced species tries to take my picture.

I really enjoyed how they played off all the Captain America comics where Cap punches Hitler in the face, by making it a stage show.

The biggest moment of the film comes when Captain America saves all the soldiers 107th from Hydra.  We meet the Howling Commandos, who are such interesting characters in their own right.  I wish we got more of them in a TV series or something instead of just one episode here and there for Agent Carter.

Tommy Lee Jones is also a fantastic addition to this movie.  Best part is, he isn’t even doing all that much acting.  Tommy Lee Jones is just coming in and being Tommy Lee Jones.  And winning at it.  Best lines: “Cut off one head, 2 more will-“(shotgun blast) “Lets find 2 more.”  and “I’m not gonna kiss ya!”

The biggest loss of this being a period piece is that we can’t really get these actors in future films outside of flashback.

The final climactic scene between Captain America and Red Skull is still fun to watch, but it is largely just finishing off the film and story.  I think the rescue of the 107th is the real pinnacle of the film and the remainder is sort of a plateau.

What was nice of DC to do was re-release Captain America First Avenger retitled as Wonder Woman.  It stars Captain Steve(played by Chris) doing a self sacrifice play to help save the world while talking to the woman he loves but can’t be with because he needs to destroy a plane during a World War.

The one disappointment I have with the film is that it doesn’t have a proper after credits stinger.  What we get is a teaser for The Avengers.  At the time I loved it.  I figured it was going be several months before we saw ANYTHING on the Avengers.  However, we got a proper teaser IMMEDIATELY!  I still watch it every time, but it doesn’t inspire normal people to sit and watch it.  Primarily because they are willing to just cut off the end and go right into Avengers.

Speaking of. . .

Road to Endgame: Thor (2011)

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Thor (2011)

This movie is honestly one of my personal favorites.  Leading up to Avengers, I had Iron Man 2, Thor, and Captain America: First Avenger digitally downloaded on my phone and would just loop from one to the other.  I didn’t have Iron Man or Incredible Hulk on my list because DVD was more popular than Blu-Ray with digital copies back when they were first released.

I loved the hero’s journey in Thor.  I loved how they characterized Thor.  Yes, I’ll concede that it is on the more serious side of Marvel(though not the Grim-Dark we would get in The Dark World).  Thor (the movie) is Shakespearian in quality, as appropriate considering it is Directed by Kenneth Branagh.  Thor doesn’t make snarky jokes and takes himself seriously.  The comedy comes from the fish out of water parts of the film.  I feel this is very well balanced.

A lot of people complain about Natalie Portman, and I can see it.  I’m not sure whether a different actress would have helped or if it was just a poor role in general, but honestly I don’t think she is movie wrecking.  Thor refers to Jane as “clever, far more clever than anyone else in this realm.”  I don’t know why.  Probably because she is the only person talking about wormholes.  She hit him with her car twice and thought he was crazy for most of their interactions up until that point.

It always annoys me when someone is considered “amazing” by other characters when they have demonstrated nothing amazing up until that point.  I call it “Amazingly Not Dead.”  Usually it is when a main character is seen as different and unique when they didn’t do anything other than not die when they should have.

One thing that bothered me was trying to figure out how tall Laufey was in comparison to everyone else.  Is he supposed to be a giant?  He actually seems to be human sized despite being king of the Frost GIANTS.

Although the final fight is kind of lacking, it is not meant to be Thor showing off his ability to kick ass.  Thor has already shown he is a capable fighter.  Thor battled an army of Frost Giants.  He took on several S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.  We know he can fight.  The final battles were not about Thor’s prowess, it was about sacrifice.   It shows his growth as a character in such a short amount of time.

I don’t know why people don’t think this movie is great, I love it.  Clearly they want a funnier snarkier Thor, that’s why Thor: Ragnarok received ALL the monies.

Next, we jump back in time to see the birth of the First Avenger (though with Thor being Asgardian and likely centuries old, doesn’t that make HIM the first Avenger?).

Road to Endgame: Iron Man 2(2010)

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Iron Man 2 (2010)

I enjoyed this movie.  Like a lot of sequels, this one isn’t quite as good as the first one, but I still enjoyed it a lot.

I actually have gone on quite a few rants defending this movie.  I am not sure I would go to such lengths to defend it now because it is such a small footnote in a 21 movie library.  Back when there were only a handful of these movies in a small universe.

I kind of wish they would have stuck with Terrence Howard, but I’ve grown so used to Don Cheadle in the role that Iron Man 1 becomes the anomaly.

I heard that the creative process for this film was kind of a nightmare with the studio handcuffing a lot of what Jon Favreau wanted to do, which shows a little in the movie.

I would have liked to see something different from the sequel, but the studio wanted more evil Iron Men so that’s what we got.  I never really read a lot of Iron Man comics, but I know that Iron Man had more villains than just other villains in robo suits.  Fortunately we got away from those in the rest of the MCU movies.

Kind of.  Looking at you, Age of Ultron.

My favorite scene in the movie is actually the fight between Rhodey and Stark.  I think it is really the most well done and emotionally driven moments of the film.  Stark is falling back into his own ways as a matter of dealing with his impending death, and Rhodey has seen enough and realizes Stark is dangerous.  Then it becomes two best friends fighting each other which always has an emotional punch for me.

Then we get the proper War Machine Armor and that just looks so damn cool.

Sadly the fight after we see him for the first time is kinda meh.  Whiplash shows up with Whiplash Iron Monger and that’s just kind of silly.

Outside of introducing War Machine and establishing a different Rhodey, this movie doesn’t really contribute a lot to the MCU.  It also introduces Natasha Romonov to the MCU, but honestly it is kind of weak. Her appearances in the other films are much better. Still enjoyable and more Tony Stark is never a bad thing, but it could have been better.

Probably took me 9 years to admit it, but there it is.  Still check it out though.  YOU CAN’T SKIP ANY OF THEM!

Next we get the Gods in play with Thor.

Road to Endgame: Iron Man(2008)

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Iron Man (2008)

This is where it all started.  I don’t think anybody buying a ticket at the time knew just how big it was going to be.  I remember getting psyched based on the trailers.  Everyone was excited because the trailers were amazing.

I saw it at Movie Tavern in my college town with some friends of mine.  I was already someone who stayed after the credits for movies.  I felt that it was a way to sort of decompress after the movie ended.  Also due to movies like Ferris Bueller’s Day Off leaving little extras in the credits, I made it a point to stay until the projector shut off.

Which then greeted us to the greatest stinger of all time, “I’m here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.”  Other stingers may have been more entertaining or shocking, but this one set an expectation and built a universe that no one was expecting, but ALWAYS wanted.

I don’t think there is a MCU movie I have seen more than this one, simply by nature of being the oldest, but no matter how many times I see it, it always captures my attention.  I’ll put it on and think, “okay, I can just have it in the background and do other stuff,” but I’ll find myself watching and focused within no time.

If there are any faults in this one, I’ve long since blinded myself to them and wouldn’t be able to address them.

I know Incredible Hulk is supposed to be next, but my Fiancé hasn’t seen it and she doesn’t want to stay up to watch it, so I’m going to shelve that one for later.  Next we’re going to go with Iron Man 2.

Road to Endgame

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In 2008, Iron Man arrived in theaters and with one end credits scene, changed the movie industry for the next decade or more.  For 11 years now, we’ve been watching an interconnected universe of movies build and come together 3 times.  Now we come to the 4th and maybe final time for many of these heroes.

For the last two Avengers movies, I participated in an in theater marathon watching a dozen movies that lead up to the latest Avengers movies.  So when the new movie played, I knew I was in that theater with the most die hard of fans.

Sadly this year I won’t be able to join in the festivities.  I can’t get the time off of work and due to my upcoming nuptials, I can’t justify throwing down $125+ to join the fun.

What I CAN do is watch all the movies again before it comes out, and write fancy new reviews for all of them.  I probably should have started this a week ago, but unfortunately my Phase 1 Blu-Ray set was packed away and most of the movies aren’t available for free for streaming.  Hopefully I have everything on Blu-Ray or Streaming.

Update: A couple of the movies are out of order from release date. Incredible Hulk got moved so my Fiancé could watch it with me, because she hadn’t seen it before. Captain Marvel jumped up early because we needed to see that in theaters and we couldn’t time it to just before Endgame. Infinity War got pushed back so we could rewatch it JUST before leaving for Endgame.

So to begin the long road to Endgame, lets start with the movie that started it all. . .

Hellboy(2019)

This Week: Hellboy (2019)

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Fun Fact: I briefly thought, “I need to look up the year this came out so I can differentiate it from the Ron Perlman movies.”  It came out this year.  The year of our Lord 2019.

Sometimes I think I need to return my college degree.  Clearly I scammed people to get it.

Anywho, HELLBOY!  I really enjoyed this movie.  It has creepy imagery and is an action spectacle.  I think David Harbour does a great job as Hellboy.

I do have a couple of issues with the movie:
1. Although the movie does a great job in visual effects for most of the movie, there is a scene where Hellboy is fighting 3 giants and it just looks awful.  It seriously like Hellboy is just running in place in front of green screen for a part of it.  Hellboy also “clips” through one of the giant swords at one point, like it was a rushed Ubisoft game.
2.  They build up Hellboy as one of the world’s best paranormal investigators.  They even demonstrate that he is very clever in dealing with certain paranormal threats, such when Hellboy banished Baba Yaga to an alternate dimension as a way to defeat her.  The problem is that they don’t really use this in the movie.  Hellboy pretty much just acts like a red Hulk and just throws himself at a problem and hopefully manages to punch or shoot it into a solution.  I don’t know how it is in the comics, but I would have liked to see a bit more than, “Punch or Shoot to win.”

Otherwise, I think it is a pretty good movie.  I don’t think I’m going to try comparing it to the old movies, because that way lies madness.  I would like a sequel, but I think behind the scenes problems and lackluster rotten tomatoes score might hinder that.

Next Week: The Curse of Teen Spirit.  A Mexican ghost enters a cut throat singing competition.